Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR

Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
Main Ladki ke sath date maar raha thaaur mera dost uske samne aakar bola:
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"kal wali Zyada achi thi"...


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Santa- oye yaar! Tu mujhe sms 2-2 baar kyu bhejta hai..?
Banta- oye! Ek sms tu rakh liya kar aur ek forward kar diya kar..


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Sharabi hawa me COIN uchaalkar bola:
Heads Aaya to WHISKEY, Tails aayato VODKA.
Zamin par Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
hawa me raha to Aaj se DARU BAND;