Saturday, July 7, 2012

How to Save your Relationship:

How to Save your Relationship: 

1. If it feels like your relationship is falling apart, give yourself and your partner a little bit of space to allow emotions on both sides to calm down. Giving each other space doesn't mean slamming the door and speeding off in your car. It would be a lot more helpful to be honest about feeling upset and that you need to go for a walk or a drive to clear your head. Always reassure your partner that you will be back in an hour or two ~ and make sure you keep to your word.

2. Work out what the outcome is that you desire. What would make you feel that the issue is resolved? What can you do to work towards that? Remember, you have no control over what your partner does or doesn't do. You have to take responsibility for yourself and your own actions. That's all you can control.

3. Apologize for your part in the conflict. Disagreements are a two-way street. Find something that you could have done differently or better and tell your partner what it is. Don't expect an apology back - just do what you can to clear the air.

4. Don't beg if your partner threatens to walk out. State calmly that it's not what you want and that you would like to resolve the issues between you. Try not to let the situation escalate to a point of no return. What you do in the heat of conflict will come back to haunt you. So take time-out if your emotions are out of control.

5. Be patient. Conflict rarely gets resolved immediately. Let it rest. Your best chance to save a relationship is when both of you have cooled down and the reality of a break up hits. If there is love, there is hope. But the love has to be on both sides and love has to be supported with solid relationship building skills.

6. Don't give up on a relationship that is worth saving, but don't hang on to one that is not worth the effort. You may have to dig down deep to make that distinction, but it's important that you do. The answers are all inside you. Trust yourself to find them..


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Happy weekend..♥

A must read story about relationships

A must read story about relationships => "Always Give Your Best To Relationships"

A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her.

The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl.The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn’t sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story:-
If you don’t give your hundred percent in a relationship, you’ll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.
This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.


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Girl: Will you pick me up if I ever fell down?

Girl: Will you pick me up if I ever fell down?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you wipe away the tears when I’m sad?
Boy: Never.
Girl: Will you still love me when I look my worst?
Boy: Nope.
Girl: At least you’re honest …
Boy: I wouldn’t pick you up if you fell because I would catch you before you even hit the ground. I wouldn’t wipe away your tears because I’ll make sure there’s nothing for you to ever be sad about. I wouldn’t love you when you look your worst because that’s impossible. You always look you’re best, even when you think you don’t. I love you more than anything, remember that ♥♥

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Must read this story carefully and share it...

Burned biscuits - A famous writer.
Must read this story carefully and share it... I hope it will help you to change your mentality towards any kind of relationship..:)
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then.
I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.
On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite!
When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits. Don't be sorry :)"
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"
Life is full of imperfect things... and imperfect people.
I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else. But what I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each others faults - and choosing to celebrate each others differences - is one ofthe most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.
And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker!
We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.
It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep it in your own."
So, please pass me a biscuit. And, yes, the burnt one will do just fine! ;)

Thumbs Up For This Moral... ♥

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Saza Pe Chhod Diya, Jahaa Pe Chhod Diya.

Saza Pe Chhod Diya, Jahaa Pe Chhod Diya..
Her Ek Kam Ko hum Ne Khuda Pe Chhod Diya !!
Wo Hum Ko Yaad Rakhe Ya Phir Bhula De..
Usi Ka Kaam Tha, Us Ki Raza Pe Chhod Diya !!
Ab Us Ki Marzi Bhujha De, Ya Jala De..
Chirag Hum Ne Jala Ke Hawa Pe Chhod Diya !!
Aab Us Se Baat Kiye Bagair Kaise Rehenge Hum..
Ye Masla Dua Ka Tha So Dua Pe Chhod Diya !!
Is Liye To Wo Kehte Hain Dewana Hum Ko..
Ki Hum Ne Sara Zamana Wafa Pe Chhod Diya !!

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I love the way you look at me

I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue.. ♥
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.. ♥
I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.. ♥
I love the way you say, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.. ♥
I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.. ♥
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.. ♥

Like If You Loved It.. :) ♥ :)

A Life Partner

A Life Partner :- 

Sometimes you might get confused... are you choosing a right life partner... or not !
Of course its a big lifetime decision... It involves you & your family... the person & his/her family... And nowadays its really difficult to find a true person because almost everyone is fake... we have been hurt alot by many... And it feels really hard to decide who is the right one... !!
Well... I don't know i'm right or wrong... I just realised... A person about whom you really feel proud telling to your family... is the one you deserve... !
The one who has all the answers to your parents insecurities... And MIND IT... not the Ideal answers... not the goody goody ones... but the Practical Answers... is the one... you can be happy with.... :)
Don't force yourself to marry someone you feel uncomfortable discussing with family & friends... if you have any doubts... then please think twice... otherwise throughout all your life you would feel that you have been trapped or you would feel you had sympathized with the other person by marrying them.... !!
And your heart knows it all... never lie to yourself ♥ !!
Remember... one single day can change your entire live & one decision can put you though heaven... or hell !

Thumbs Up If You Agree...♥♥

Dream Lover

Dream Lover :- 

She said that she wanted to get high !
He took her to the tallest hill in town... :) ♥
She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink !
He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, "Drink Up... :) ♥
She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face !
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger... :) ♥
She said that she wanted to cut herself !
He took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up... :) ♥
She said that she wanted to see her blood !
He took her to get her ears pierced... :) ♥
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep !
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed... :) ♥
She said that she wanted to be alone !
He gave her a name tag that said "My Name Is: Alone."... :) ♥
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always !
He asked when he wasn't available for her...??? !!! ♥ ♥ ♥
& till than she realized he was the best thing happened to her in all dose years of pain, loneliness and sadness... Yes... She found her Prince... A Dream Lover... Every Girl's Desire... And Wish... :) ♥ ♥
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Thumbs Up For This Dream Lover...♥

♥ A Love Story :- True LOVE... Great LOVE ! ♥

♥ A Love Story :- True LOVE... Great LOVE ! ♥

A young couple was very much in love and decided to get married.
Some months before marriage, the bride had an accident and remained with face completely disfigured.
She wrote to her fiance :-
" I can't marry you, I will stay sharp and ugly forever.
Find another beautiful young woman as you deserve, because i'm not worthy of you ! "
Few days later, she ... received this answer from her fiance :-
" Whoever is truly shameful is me, i thrust in that following to eye disease, the doctor just told me that i will stay blind forever !
If despite this, you want to accept me, i still want to marry you! "
They get married at that time, the fiance was totally blind.
They lived 20 years in LOVE, in joy and understanding.
She was his guide and became his eyes and light.
LOVE has guided into the tunnel of darkness.
One day, she became seriously ill and dying, she regreted living him alone in the darkness.
The day she died, he opened his eyes to the astonishment of all... !!
" I was not blind, he said...
I pretended that i was blind, for distressed her in the thought that i will see her face disfigured. Now my LOVE based on her ! "

MORAL :- TRUE LOVE SEES BEYOND PHYSICAL BEAUTY, BECAUSE TRUE LOVE IS SEEN WITH THE HEART ♥ ♥

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When she stares at your mouth

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her.
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don't let go.
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong.
When she ignores you
Give her your attention.
When she pulls away
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared
Protect her.
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay.
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up.
When she says that she loves you
She really does more than you can understand.
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you
Bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret
Keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes
Don’t look away until she does.
When she says it's over
She still wants you to be hers.
* Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
* When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.
* When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 years later she'll remember you.
* Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
* Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
* Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
* Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
* Give her the world.
* Let her wear your clothes.
* When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
* Let her know she's important.
* Don't talk about other girls around her.
* Kiss her in the pouring rain.
* When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am i kicking baby?" ;)

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~ Story : Never Get Mad At Someone you Love ~

~ Story : Never Get Mad At Someone you Love ~

Girl: Hey baby i want to show you...
Boy: ( cutting her off ) Ugh I'm so mad
Girl: Why? Whats wrong ?
Boy: Ugh everything
Girl: Explain baby
Boy: Just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
'n i'm catching a cold
Girl: Well hey there will always be other games,
you know I'll take care of you when your sick,
what your parents flip about?
Boy: They are making me pay them for a car repair!
Girl: Is it a lot of money?
Boy: No it just sucks
Boy: But hey I dont feel well I'm going to go lay down
Boy: Bye
Girl: Wait I want to give you some...
Boy: Can't I wait till tommorow ?
Girl: Yeah, sure
Girl: Bye
Boy: Bye
2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive... she
goes.
Her friend swerved to avoid a truck... hitting a tree instead
Her friend was killed instantly... she's in critical condition
This is the conversation between her sister 'n her boyfriend.
Sister: Omg ( crying )
Boy: What? Whats wrong?
Sister: My sister... your girlfriend was involved in a major car wreck:(
Boy: Is she OK??????
Sister: She's in critical condition
Boy: I'll be there in 10 minutes
He shows up to the hospital room... standing outside the door
going over the last conversation in his mind over 'n over as he
heard the machines beep 'n beep 'n breathing tubes pump oxygen into her lungs
Boy: She wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: Yeah this... It was an envelope smelling like she sealed it with a kiss in lipstick
He opened it...
It said... You're everything to me... I love you with everything I am 'n everything I have... I want to spend the rest of my life with you Sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went to 'n the first picture they took together
He kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture
It looked as if in the picture she was crying
Then the machines flat lined.... 3 minutes later she was pronounced dead...

"Never be too late to tell your love ones that how much you love, n care for them!"

Thumbs Up If You Like The Story :( ♥

Do you know how it feels

Do you know how it feels
When someone throws you out of their life for someone else..?
Do you know how it feels
When you want to die with each breath..?
Do you know how it feels
when your someone else snatching the person you loved the most..?
Do you know how it feels
when you Have to say "I'm fine" 'n fake a smile
But Nothing is OK at all..?
Do you know how it feels
when you try hard to smile but tears fall unknowingly..?
Do you know how it feels to know
that the I Only wish you had will never be fulfilled..?
I have gone through all of these..
Just Because Of you
'n in Return...
I will be Loving You Forever with My Broken Heart...
I'll be Loving You with all these Broken Pieces..
But my love will be Stronger than Any Unbroken Heart..
No One Can Love You Like I Can... !

Thumbs Up If It Hurts... </3 :(

Girl saw her bf with another girl holding hands... !!

Girl saw her bf with another girl holding hands... !!
Girl messages him!
Girl : Where are you?
Boy : I'm at my home!
Girl : Ohh... Ok well I see your twin same like you with someone else!
Hahaha... and he is behind me... !
Boy : looked at her and feel ashamed... !!
Boy messages her!
Boy : Its me... I'm so sorry I swear I would never do that again !
Your trust make me proud to me I deserve it and have to be yours only!
Girl : That's Ok... but I'm stupid to love you again but not an idiot enough to trust you again!
Boy : Well I will win it again... !
Boy left the other girl... !!
So a relationship is all dependent on the trust if someone trusts you blindly never ever prove them a blind... ! ♥

Don't Cheat... You'll know the pain, if someday you get cheated... </3

Thumbs Up If You Agree </3

“A CUTE LOVE STORY”

“A CUTE LOVE STORY” 

There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street..
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day, his wife found it and asked,
“Where did u get this?”
Husband replied,
“I kept that since i was a child,
But why u asking?”
The Wife replied,
“I had lost this picture when i was 7…”

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Girl: Promise Me That;

Girl: Promise Me That;
U will Not Love Any Other Girl after Me..!
Boy: I Love you but I can't Promise So..! :O
Girl (Crying): Means you will have Someone in Ur Heart..! :(
Boy (Smiling): The Girl I will Love after you, Will Call you Mom..♥

Thumbs Up For The Cutest Reply :*

MUST READ!

MUST READ! 

Ever wondered why girls grow short than boys?
God has given them the power to understand how the other feels hugs . As a girl hugs a boy she listens to the sound of his heart and understands the condition of the boy whether he is happy or sad. If he is happy she makes him even more happier, if he is sad she understands the reason for his sadness and and gives him happiness by sharing the pain or by making a fool out of herself and makes him happy. Girls are truly Gods own creation, adore them, respect them. If you have a lover, love her till the last and even the end of time, care for her always, she would behave as a child but dont make her a fool. If u love her with all your heart she wont give you up for any reason.. ♥

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♥ DEDICATED to all True LOVERS ♥

♥ DEDICATED to all True LOVERS ♥

Whenever i walk alone, i feel sHE is walking with me and asking me to hold her hand...
Whenever i sit to study, i feel that sHE is gazing at me and giving a cute smile encouraging me to study more...
Whenever i drive, i feel sHE is sitting behind me and giving me a tight hug...
Whenever my mobile blinks, i feel that sHE is holding her mobile andmsging me...
Whenever i gaze at moon, i feel sHE's doing the same and missing me very badly...
Whenever i get up suddenly at 3 am or 5 am, i strongly feel that even sHE has got up at the very same time !

This is an AMAZING FEELING which COMES ONLY WHEN u fall in love . . . :-)
Those who have one, CHERISH it !
Those who dont, i wish they be BLESSED with it soon!!!

Thumbs Up For True Love ♥

A GIRL'S DREAM...♥

A GIRL'S DREAM...♥

I dream a dream which i hope will come true..
Its a dream of me and u..
the dream of our wedding day
when u will come on a white horse and take me away..
dream of a day when u will be on ur knees proposing me
its my favorite dream which i love to see..:)
Dream of a day when we will say yes, i do
that day everyone will know that u love me and i love u too..
dream of a day when i will b ur bride and u will be my groom
when we will dance together in a ballroom..
dream of a day when i 'll be in a white dress
and we will out of each and every mess..
dream of the day when i will have a world best smile..
dream of a day when all my dream will come true
when finally i will get u
but there's a problem i don't know it will happen or not i
dont have any clue.. </3

Thumbs up girls if you are also dreamed so.. and boys if you are waiting for this dreamy girl ♥ ;)

¤A Heart Touching Words by Son to his Working Mother¤

¤A Heart Touching Words by Son to his Working Mother¤ 

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.
Son : Mummy, may I ask you a question?
Mother : Yeah sure, what it is? replied the woman.
Son : Mummy, how much do you make an hour?
Mother : That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing? the woman said angrily.
Son : I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?
Mother : If you must know, I make $20 an hour.
Son : Oh.. the little boy replied, with his head down.
Son : Mummy, may I please borrow $5?
The mother was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities."
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down, and started to think: “Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.”
The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
Are you asleep, son? She asked.
No Mummy, I'm awake, replied the boy.
I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier said the woman. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. Oh, thank you Mummy! he yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.
Why do you want more money if you already have some? the mother grumbled.
Because I didn't have enough, but now I do. the little boy replied.
Mummy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.
The mother was crushed. She put her arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.

Moral : It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $20 worth of your time with someone you love.. ♥

Thumbs Up If You Agree With The Moral Of This Story:)

Baap: wht abt ur result?

Baap: wht abt ur result?
Beta: wo headmaster saab ka beta fail ho gaya...
Baap: wht abt urs?
Beta: wo khan saab ka beta fail ho gaya.
Baap: n wt abt ur?
Beta: Wo dr. Saab ka..
Baap: u idiot m asking abt urs?
Beta: to aap kon se prime minister h jo aap ka beta paas hoga


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Snta:dunia mai sab se dukhi aadmi kon hai? 
Banta:panipuri wala ! 

Snta:kaise? 

Banta:kyu ki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati hai.

Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai

Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,
Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai.




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Jo rehtay hain dil mein wo Juda nhi hotay!
Kuch ehsas lafzon se bayan nhi hotay!
Ek hasrat hai unhain mananay ki lekin!
Wo itnay achay hen k kabhi khafa nhi hotay!

Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR

Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
Main Ladki ke sath date maar raha thaaur mera dost uske samne aakar bola:
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"kal wali Zyada achi thi"...


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Santa- oye yaar! Tu mujhe sms 2-2 baar kyu bhejta hai..?
Banta- oye! Ek sms tu rakh liya kar aur ek forward kar diya kar..


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Sharabi hawa me COIN uchaalkar bola:
Heads Aaya to WHISKEY, Tails aayato VODKA.
Zamin par Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
hawa me raha to Aaj se DARU BAND;

Mere Liye Meri Duniya Ho Tum

Mere Liye Meri Duniya Ho Tum,
Chhu K Jo Guzre Wo Hawa Ho Tum,

Maine Jo Mangi Wo Dua Ho Tum,
Kiya Maine Mehsoos Wo Ehsas Ho Tum,

Meri Nazar Ki Talash Ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi Ka Qarar Ho Tum,

Maine Jo Chaha Wo Pyar Ho Tum,
Mere Intezar Ki Rahat Ho Tum,

Mere Dil Ki Chahat Ho Tum,
Tum Ho To Duniya Hai Meri,

Kaise Kahun K Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN Ho Tum

Tiger pakadne k 3 aasan tarike:

Tiger pakadne k 3 aasan tarike:
1.NEWTON METHOD: Tiger ko mouka do k wo tumhe pakad le, Baat to ek hi hai.
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2. EINSTEIN METHOD:
Tiger ke aage bhago, jab wo thak jaye to use pakad lo.
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3. INDIAN POLICE METHOD:
1 Billi ko pakad lo aur use tab tak maaro jab tak wo kabul na kar le k wo tiger hai..




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Pappu - Aapka kutta sher jaisa dikhta hi, kya khilate ho ise...?
Jhappu- ye sala sher hi hai, kamina pyar k chakkar me pad gaya, shakal kutte jaisi ho gayi hai

SILENCE Is d best Answer

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
......Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)


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Redefined
definitions

1.LOVE
Temporary illness curable by
marriage with sum other boy or
girl.

2.CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in
paper with fire at one end & a
fool at d other end

3.LECTURE:
The art of transforming a
conscious person into a
subconscious state....

4.GENIUS:
well ab mein apne muh se apni kya tareef karun aap sab kaafi samajhdaar ho :P :D


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Killing English
By An bangali Teacher:

1. Pick Up the Paper;
and fall in the Dustbin :p

2. Both of you
Stand Together Separately =D

3. Tomorrow Call your Parents
& Especially
your Mother & father =P

4. Why are you Looking
At the Monkeys Outside
When I am Inside :0

5. Will you Hang the Calendar ?
Or else I will Hang Myself, =D =P

केवल विवाहित पुरुषों को ही काम दिया जाता था!

क छोटे से शहर में एक फैक्ट्री थी जिसमें केवल विवाहित पुरुषों को ही काम दिया जाता था! 

एक दिन उसी शहर की एक महिला ने उस फैक्ट्री के मालिक से मिलकर इसका कारण जानने की कोशिश की उसने पूछा आपकी इस फैक्ट्री में केवल विवाहित आदमी ही काम पर रखे जाते है इसका क्या कारण है? क्या महिलाएं इतनी योग्य नही की वे आपकी फैक्ट्री में काम कर सके?

मालिक ने कहा नहीं नहीं ऐसा नहीं है मैडम इसके पीछे केवल एक ही कारण है कि विवाहित आदमी को आज्ञा पालन की आदत होती है और वह हमेशा किसी भी काम के लिए न नही करता है सुबह जल्दी आता है और शाम को देर से जाता है और हमेशा अपना मुहं बंद रखता है जब तक उसे बोलने के लिए न कहा जाये!


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नाग बोला नागिन से :- मेरे गले में है तेरे प्यार का फंदा...
नागिन बोली नाग से :- मेरा ख्याल छोड़ दे .. क्योंकि मेरा बॉयफ्रेंड है "अनाकोंडा"


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A girl fell down from the 20th floor

A girl fell down from the 20th floor

A boy caught her on 15th floor n asked her will u hug me ?

She replied , ofcourse not

The boy dropped her

She was caught on the 10th floor by a boy

He asked her will u kiss me?

She replied no

He dropped her tooo

She prayed for a last chance

Boy held her on the 5th floor

She immediately said
Ok I will hug u and kiss u

The boy dropped her sayin

"Awaraa ladki tu marr ja to hi acha hai

Ek accident hua

Ek accident hua,
Bhot bhhed thi aur Santa ko kuCh dekhne ko nhi mil raha tha . . .
Santa zor se chilaaya:- 'Yeh mera baap hai'
Bheed picche hati toh dekha ... . .
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KUTTA mara hua tha.

Airport Per husband wife Ko Recieve Karny Aaya:

Airport Per husband wife Ko Recieve Karny Aaya:
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Wife: Dekho Woh Couple Kitna Khush Dikhaai Dey Raha Hai.
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Husband: Woh Apni Biwi Ko Drop Karny Aaya Hai...
Recieve Karnay Nahi..!!! :D :P :) ;)

‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? 

Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D 



Miss: shut up & get out. 

Babloo: miss mein bataon..? 
Miss: very good, batao.. 

Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :D
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Miss: u also get out.

Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay..
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Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai!
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO...
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GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-)

teacher sucs........student Rocks..........
●̮̮̃•̃) »♥« TARUN »♥«
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sir meri patni mere saath baahar jaana chaahti ha

Married Man : sir meri patni mere saath baahar jaana chaahti hai..
chhutti chahiye..
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Boss : Nahin milegi ..
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Married Man : shukriya sir ji ...jaanta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge =))

Aaj Ki Ladkiyo Ka Dress:

Aaj Ki Ladkiyo Ka Dress:
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Yaha Se Less
Waha Se Less
Kabi Sleevless To
Kabi Backless
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Or Koi Ladka Ghoor K Dekhe To
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"Sala Kutta Kamina Characterless". ...
HEHEHEHE... lollz...;):p

gandhi jee ka bahot bada fan

ek aadmi gandhi jee ka bahot bada fan tha
usne apne cinema hall ka naam rakha gandhi
ki dhoti
jab bhi koi nai film us cinema me lagti
newspaper me add aati
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gandhi ki dhoti me 'HULCHAL'
gandhi ki dhoti me 'KOI MILL GAYA'
gandhi ki dhoti me 'KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI'
gandhi ki dhoti me 'BAND BAAJA BARAT'
gandhi ki dhoti me 'ANACONDA'
at last
gandhi ki dhoti me 'DESI BOYZ'

BAAP: BETA

BAAP: Beta Is Bar


Tujhy EXAM Me



80% No. Lana Hai.
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BETA: Nahi Dad



Main Is Baar



100% no. Launga!
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BAAP: Kyun MAZAK



Kar Rahe Ho beta........?

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BETA: Pappa Shuru Kis



ne kiya tha. ;) :p :D