Baap: wht abt ur result?

Baap: wht abt ur result?
Beta: wo headmaster saab ka beta fail ho gaya...
Baap: wht abt urs?
Beta: wo khan saab ka beta fail ho gaya.
Baap: n wt abt ur?
Beta: Wo dr. Saab ka..
Baap: u idiot m asking abt urs?
Beta: to aap kon se prime minister h jo aap ka beta paas hoga


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Banta:panipuri wala ! 

Snta:kaise? 

Banta:kyu ki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati hai.