SILENCE Is d best Answer

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
......Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)


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Redefined
definitions

1.LOVE
Temporary illness curable by
marriage with sum other boy or
girl.

2.CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in
paper with fire at one end & a
fool at d other end

3.LECTURE:
The art of transforming a
conscious person into a
subconscious state....

4.GENIUS:
well ab mein apne muh se apni kya tareef karun aap sab kaafi samajhdaar ho :P :D

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Killing English
By An bangali Teacher:

1. Pick Up the Paper;
and fall in the Dustbin :p

2. Both of you
Stand Together Separately =D

3. Tomorrow Call your Parents
& Especially
your Mother & father =P

4. Why are you Looking
At the Monkeys Outside
When I am Inside :0

5. Will you Hang the Calendar ?
Or else I will Hang Myself, =D =P