Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Copy The Internet On This Usb


Copy The Internet On This Usb
Santa To Banta: I Don't Have An Internet Connection At Home.

Can You Please Copy The Internet On This Usb Drive For Me??? XD
In An African Safari
In An African Safari,A LION Suddenly Bounced On Santa's Wife.

WIFE : Shoot Him! Shoot Him!

SANTA:Yes Yes.I'm Changing D Battery Of My Camera..

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My Wife Died Yesterday
Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :D
Santas Army Test
Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata Nahi Sir
Mere Pass Sirf 10 Hi Ungli Hai.
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W!LD T3XT3R
Aaj Kisine Mere
Santa:Aaj Kisine Mere BAAP Ko Gaali Di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gaali Di.
Patni:Lekin Wo Kaun Tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
Sardar Ki Beti Hoi
Sardar Ki Beti Hoi.
Biwi: Suno Ji Jb Ye Bari Hogi Tou Larke Ise Tung Krn Ge.

Sardar: Me Ne Is Problem Ka Solution Dhondh Lia He Hm Iska Nam "BAJI" Rakhn Ge;-)


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