Imagine

Imagine  Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Santa : Simple, Stop imagining. Santa fell out  Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain Brake fail  Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai. Banta fell in love  Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End. A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality." Fighting  santa banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. The Plane Ride  Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY, while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY", air hostess : " B-silent please ", santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "