Multiplications
Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.
An essay on a cricket match
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except our Santaji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Biwi ko padhaunga
Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
Santa frog
Cigarette
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.
An essay on a cricket match
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except our Santaji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Biwi ko padhaunga
Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
Santa frog
Cigarette
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
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